Changing the breaks today Was a Nightmare

Let me tell you boys and girls. If you have the silly luck like I do, then changing breaks will be a nightmare. Well, at least it was for me today. It took what should have been 20 minutes to 2 hours or so, ...5 hours.... Can you believe that? Jesus. Now why on earth would this take this guy 5 hours just to change his breaks?  Because I am a goofy, clumsy, agitated man who's always bumping his head, stumbling , forgetting things, breaking things, and putting stuff on backwards. I tried to bleed my breaks and got my wrench stuck on the bleeder valve.... Who in the world does that?  I will tell you. Me. I do that stuff . Maybe that is why a lot of people take their cars and trucks to a Mechanic instead of doing it themselves. 

Thanks-  The unlucky Goofy backyard Mechanic.